if countries were students
- Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
- America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
- Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
- England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
- New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
- The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
- France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
- China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
- Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
- Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
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Pretty Little
Bitches
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“Can I ask what makes you both laugh?”
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“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
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i don’t actually know how to pronounce half the words in my vocabulary because i only read and type them
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there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
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