in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
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Epilogue
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i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
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lets play “which download link is the real one”
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Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)
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I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason
Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job.
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
So that’s who runs horse_ebooks.
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Hi guys, my name is Karen, and I'm a hufflepuff. Deal with it. Limes forever. Dressmaker from District 8. Add me on Pottermore: CastleFirebolt89
